Breaking up. It’s something that we all do. In fact, it’s
something that you will do for every relationship but one (ideally). Maybe it does
not bode well that I am starting Dating Week with a discussion of the nearly
inevitable end to dating, but aren’t endings just beginnings in disguise?
I understand that people don’t often want to talk about it.
In fact, directly after a break-up, that is precisely the response given in
most teen dramas. “I don’t want to talk about it.” But I’m a Good Mythical
Mornings watcher, so my response is always, “Let’s talk about that.”
I have experience four relatively impressive break-ups in my
life. The last one even lasted like three months, and I still don’t have a
clear idea about what happened. Actually, I do, but I like to say that to avoid
talking about it. We’re not doing that today.
Let’s dissect some of them.
First real break-up (and I use the term loosely here,
because real might not apply to the relationship either): This occurred directly
before my junior year of high school. Some people say that you shouldn’t date
seriously in high school. In retrospect, I probably agree with them. This
relationship never really took off. It ended in a phone call that came at about
11 o’clock at night. She wanted to focus on school. She wanted to take a break.
Once she had a handle on things she was sure we could get back to the way
things were.
I call bull on that. Did she focus on school? Hard to say, but
studies indicate the probability is low. Was it a break? Yes, a complete and
solid one. Did we ever get back together? Nope! Was I bothered by this? Yes,
and I’ll tell you why. Do you remember back in the day when someone told you
for the first time that “Honesty is the best policy”? Surprise! It applies to
relationships. Go figure. As far as I have been able to gather, every guy knows
when am girl is blowing smoke up his skirt, presumably to “not hurt his
feelings.” Here is some new: if someone is serious about you, their feelings
will be hurt by you no longer liking them or you not being able to see a future
for the two of you. Attempting to soften the blow is insulting.
Suggestion: Say what you mean, because anything else can be
misleading and possibly slow the healing process, in turn causing more hurt
than the truth ever could.
Second Break-up: Okay, I lied. We’re not talking about this
one. I’m a still a little bothered by how it went down. I believe there was
honesty for the most part, but I also believe there were solutions that could
have been implemented (apparently the choice to date me precluded having
friends, which was news to me after eight months). Leads me to believe that
while honesty was employed, clarity and total honesty was not.
Suggestion: Be clear, be thorough, and don’t hold truth back
(well, relevant truth. I’m not going to bring up my third grade experiences
during a break-up).
Third Break-up: This was the only break-up that I take full
responsibility for (the only one I initiated, carried out, and completed). I
personally feel like I did it correctly. If Emily reads this post and feels
differently, I invite her to repudiate my statements. We can only learn if
someone corrects us, and I still thoroughly respect her opinion and consider
her a good friend. Backstory: I was going on my mission within several months.
I had felt some distance growing especially as my mind was elsewhere with
preparations for the impending mission and other issues that weighed heavily on
my mind. To be honest, any problems were completely my fault. I stopped
investing as much of myself in the relationship as she continued to, and I felt
it was unfair to draw out the inevitable (Inevitable in my mind. The miles
between Virginia and California would not help, especially with communication
restricted to letters). From my recollection I expressed a lot of this clearly.
She cried. I felt really bad. She asked me what she had done wrong. I honestly
answered that she had done nothing wrong.
Long story shorter, it probably worked out for the best. We
both had an enjoyable two years. When we reconnected after my mission, we had
both grown and progressed in our lives in different ways, and we get lunch from
time to time whenever we’re both in Virginia. As I said, I consider her a good
friend and we cheer each other on in our successes and whatnot. Nowhere near as
close as we once were, but two years will do that to a pair of people.
Fourth Break-up: This one was nuts, because I didn’t really
know it had happened, and then it hadn’t happened, and then it was mostly clear
that it had happened. Essentially, there was a lack of communication. While it
might not be true, I felt like the relationship was sort of one-sided, like I
was the origin of almost all of the calls and stuff. She did surprise me with
cookies once or twice, and I appreciated it. She baked delicious cookies. Sort
of lemony. Really pleasant. I always meant to get that recipe. And then it just
fizzled out. Miscommunication, assumptions, and things that were just lost in
translation. Unfortunate because I really liked her, also unfortunate because I
felt like I was in limbo for a long time, not really knowing w hat was going on
or what could be done for clarification.
Suggestion: Most people need a Break-up. Not a
disappearance. Not to ignore it. The thing about break-ups is that even though
they blow, they do provide some sense of closure [if done correctly, without
the open ended, “Well, I just don’t feel the same way NOW” (which means, I will
never feel the same way, but I don’t want to let you out of my dastardly
clutches in case no one better turns up].
Hopefully you can see some common threads in these (Aside
from the thread of “Matt really thinks that he’s always in the right at the end
of a relationship”). Communication is key. Clear communication is key.
Consistent clear communication is key. Alliteration is fun.
To the one being broken (because invariably something has to
be broken in the process of breaking-up): Life will carry on. You can’t really
protect yourself from this. It will happen. Over and over again. Unless you’re
one of those weird folks that marry the first person you date. WEIRDIES! Not
that I hold it against you. You played and you played well. But for the rest of
us, the game is not quite that forgiving. People will always tell you to move
on. I’ll say it, too, but with an addition. Move on, but move on at your own
pace. Don’t dawdle or anything, don’t wallow. Grieve, because if you’re
hurting, it’s because you really cared and those sorts of feelings don’t just
disappear overnight. Eat ice cream. Bake cookies with your roommates. Talk
about it with a close friend (and when I say talk about, I do not encourage or
condone the ripping apart of the man or woman that destroyed your fragile
heart).
Coming from a guy that talks about almost nothing with
almost no one (emotional discussions have the tendency of giving me the
heeby-jeebies, but don’t let that scare you off. I’m actually a good boyfriend.
You could ask Emily, and I think it would be a positive answer. We had some
good times), that’s sort of a big deal. Listen. As soon as you feel even
remotely comfortable, flirt, go on group dates with friends and roommates. Hang
out with the mens or the womens. You don’t need to act like nothing bad ever
happened, but you also don’t want to act like it’s the end of the world. The
world will continue, and you will continue with it. And when you are with that
completely complementary guy or gal and you both have rings on your left hands,
then I think (if not before) you’ll realize that those periods of pain, those
downturns, were precisely what you needed in your life.
Side Note: I do not believe in double-dipping in most
circumstances. Once you’re done, be done. In rare cases both people have
changed and actually fit together better, but those cases are rare. I mean, if
some of the girl(s) I have dated asked me to kiss them on the face, I probably
would think about it at least. But I would also think, “Matt, you double-dipper.
You’ve sampled this dip. Move on to another.” But hey, sometimes you just need
to go back to make sure you really didn’t like the French onion as much as the
Seven-layer. No judgment here.
Stay tuned all week for more Dating Discussions.
Also, I am still accepting suggestions for topics to
discuss, so feel free to share your ideas with me. I will definitely take them
into consideration.
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